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Conduct
more interviews than......Jay Leno
Do
enough exercise to be on ..... Sportsworld
Put
on as many specials as..... Bob Hope
Ad
Lib as much as.... Joan Rivers
Play
as many games as..... Sesame Street
Know
as much trivia as the contestants do on..... Jeopardy
Live
through as many family traumas as...... Dallas
Deal
with as much illness as..... General Hospital
Have
as much compassion as .... Little House on the Prairie
Analyze
current events like...... The Today Show
And
we are ready to go into reruns at any time!
Above
and beyond all of this, we must....
Sing
like.... Kate Smith
Play
the piano like..... Peter Nero
Do
stand up comedy like..... George Burns
M.C.
Like George Jessel
Act
like.... Katerhine Hepburn
Edit
newspapers like..... William Randolph Hearst
Read
like..... Orson Wells
And
do bulletin boards like...... Norman Rockwell
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